"Just when I thought the heat couldn’t get more Paraguayan, my mom spent 20 mins complaining about the electricity bill… while the AC was on full blast. Now we’re sweating *and* broke. Gracias, señora. At least the blackout later gave us an excuse to eat all the chipá before it goes bad. Priorities, right? #VidaTropical"
"Just when I thought the heat couldn’t get more Paraguayan, my mom spent 20 mins complaining about the electricity bill… while the AC was on full blast. 💀 Now we’re sweating *and* broke. Gracias, señora. At least the blackout later gave us an excuse to eat all the chipá before it goes bad. 🇵🇾 Priorities, right? 🌞💸🚨 #VidaTropical"

